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Ask people these questions in this order: “What’s 1+1? What’s 2+2? What’s 4+4? What’s 8+8?” Then ask them to name a vegetable.Have someone say “my dixie wrecked” out loud.If you say “raise up lights,” you just said “razor blades” in an Australian accent.(They’ll probably say milk, but it’s actually water.) Have someone say the word “white” 10 times fast, then ask them what cows drink.Ask someone to say “toy boat” over and over really fast.If they are unaware or not thinking, the person may give either answer, but you then correct them, noting that the correct answer is Frankfort. Ask if it is pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Loo-wiss-ville.

Good prank call jokes how to#

Ask someone how to pronounce the capital of Kentucky.Ask a person which is correct: “The yolk of an egg IS white,” or “the yolk of an egg ARE white.” (The yolk of an egg is yellow.).Did you know that if you say “watermelon” really slowly, it sounds just like “gullible”?.Say, “I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.” So the other person will say, “Ok, knock knock.” Then you say, “Who’s there?…”.Ask someone, “How do you get an elephant into a subway?” If they say they don’t know, say, “You take the ‘s’ out of “sub” and get the “f” out of the way.” At that point, they may respond, “There is no f”in way!”.“What’s up dawg?” And they’ll likely respond, “What’s up dawg?” (What’s up, dog?).Say to someone, “I’m thinking of having updog for lunch.”.Ask someone “Whatcha eating under there”? (Under where/underwear).Have someone say the word “roast” 10 times fast.

Ask someone to spell the word “pots.” Then ask them the following question: “What do you do at a green light?” (Go).

Have someone point to their head and say the abbreviation for “mountain.” (MT/empty).

RELATED: 45 Best Riddles For Kids That Won’t Be Too Hard To Solve Need more funny in your life? Check out our dad jokes, bad jokes, yo mama jokes, and more! Here are 65 verbal pranks that will make everyone giggle and groan. These kinds of jokes are as old as middle school but they’re still absolutely hilarious. And when they realized what they’ve said they’ll cover their mouths in embarrassment. All it takes is the perfect arrangement of words and a willing participant. Verbal pranks are special because you don’t need a rubber chicken or props to be trick someone. These seemingly simple plays on words may not be the most intelligent jokes out there, but they’re classics for a reason. Back in your days on the playground (as a kid, not a parent), you were probably the victim (and possibly the perpetrator) of some verbal pranks.